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Monday, October 25, 2004
If You Hate Cats.....
If you hate cats as I do, go see this movie (2.2 MB quicktime movie). It's an Air Force movie of a cat being tossed around during zero g. (I'm sure that tomorrow Kerry will accuse Bush of rank incompetence for allowing this sort of thing).
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. --Friedrich Nietzsche
Sunday, October 24, 2004
The Professor of Baseball
In a prescient July 2003 New Yorker article titled The Professor Baseball, the genesis of the Red Sox that just beat the Yankees is made clear:
"The Boston Red Sox really want to beat the Yankees. The team’s president and C.E.O., Larry Lucchino, has declared the Yanks an “evil empire,” and the principal owner, John Henry, speaks of being “destined to knock off Goliath.” Last winter, after a season in which the Sox won ninety-three games—but nonetheless fell short of New York for the seventh straight year—Boston installed a new general manager and replaced more than forty per cent of its roster. Perhaps the club’s most significant personnel move was the signing, to a one-year contract, of a big, lumbering fifty-three-year-old right-hander from Kansas (six feet four, and well over two hundred pounds) who spends far more time on the Little League diamond, where he keeps the stats, than at any big-league ballpark. He is Bill James, a former boiler-room attendant who, almost thirty years ago, set out to debunk the conventional wisdom proffered by television and radio commentators—“baseball’s Kilimanjaro of repeated legend and legerdemain,” as he called it—by using statistical evidence."
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief. --Publilius Syrus
Friday, September 24, 2004
Iraq News Report Spoof
If you like Monty Python humor, you'll like this spoof of a news report from Iraq:
Puree Soiree: News Report from Iraq
[Via American Daughter]
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. --Publilius Syrus


