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If you like Monty Python humor, you'll like this spoof of a news report from Iraq:
Puree Soiree: News Report from Iraq
[Via American Daughter]
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, butonly 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketballplayer; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took thefirst pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a big hero who served fourmonths in Vietnam and know whats best for the people of the UnitedStates of America". I am also going to be my parties nominee forPresident. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifthpassenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, andserved my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have thelast parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
